41. I have never been to Disney
40. There’s really no denying that nerdy things are the way to my heart
39. I think the best compliment I ever received was: “You sexually frustrate me”
38. I have an extra muscle in my left knee
37. The only thing that really has the ability to make me nervous is a cute girl
Because then I am the most awkward human being.
36. I didn’t have a middle name until I was 6
35. I couldn’t win a game of checkers if my life depended on it.
This can be filed under: The downsides of learning chess before you learn to read.
34. I put a great deal of thought into my choice of punctuation when I’m talking to peope on the interblag
33. I have a hard time reading my own handwriting
32. I don’t like to laugh more than once in digital communication.
It just makes me feel like an ass.
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